I actually had the conversation below today…I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
Me: Do you remember how much trouble we had when we replaced your garbage disposal?
Other Person: Yeah, I never want to do that again.
Me: What was wrong with it anyway?
Other Person: Oh, I was washing my money and a penny got down there, and when I turned it on, the penny burned up the motor.
Me: You were doing what?!
Other Person: I was washing my money.
Me: Why?
Other Person: It was dirty.
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Your older brother’s disposal stopped working one day after he tried to dispose of some corn cobs. He went to Home Depot and bought another one ($60 plus $40 for wrenches, pliers, etc) and brought it home. His father in law happened to be there and pushed the reset button – it worked just fine. He actually tried to sell the new one to me but I know how to use the reset button and so refused. He ended up giving it to me for Christmas. $29 for shipping.
Although we share many friends, I’m glad this numbskull isn’t one of them.
Or is he?