I actually had the conversation below today…I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
Me: Do you remember how much trouble we had when we replaced your garbage disposal?
Other Person: Yeah, I never want to do that again.
Me: What was wrong with it anyway?
Other Person: Oh, I was washing my money and a penny got down there, and when I turned it on, the penny burned up the motor.
Me: You were doing what?!
Other Person: I was washing my money.
Me: Why?
Other Person: It was dirty.