I solved this age-old mystery. And this revelation came while I was in the shower.
No, not that. I figured out THAT difference a long time ago. I am talking about the MENTAL difference between men and women.
I was getting ready for work one morning, and while in the shower, I noticed a new bottle of girly-smelling something-or-other in the shower.
I asked THE WIFE, “What’s this stuff,” as I picked up the small green bottle.
“What stuff,” she asked. (The conversation went down hill from there…here’s how it went…
ME: “The stuff in this green bottle…this glass bottle. And how much did it cost me.”
THE WIFE: “Oh that’s my new face soap. It’s not for you, and it was a gift. It didn’t cost you anything.”
ME: “Why would they make this stuff and put it in a glass bottle…if you were to drop it and break it that would cause some major problems.”
THE WIFE: “Well, don’t drop it. It’s expensive.”
ME: “Soap in a glass bottle for the use in the shower. That’s stupid”
THE WIFE: “No. It’s fancy.”
The sky opened up and light shown down on me. And then I realized what I had not known all these years of marriage…
Man’s STUPID = Woman’s FANCY.
The world makes so much more sense now.