This morning, The Wife and I had an interesting conversation. She was telling me how funny she thought I was. I agreed. I told her, “Yeah, I’m like the perfect combination of goofiness and wit….like Steve Martin and Jerry Seinfeld.”
At which point she stopped brushing her teeth, rolled her eyes and said, “It’s more like Doug Heffernan and George Costanza.”
Unfortunately…she’s correct. I just wish they were both skinny.
*UPDATE:*
@sadcox…you mean this guy…
- maybe this is more realistic
